You May All Go to Hell and I Will Go to Texas
2022-12-11
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.
The Rocket Worked Perfectly
2022-12-11
The rocket worked perfectly, except for landing on the wrong planet.
It Is Often Easier to Ask for Forgiveness Than to Ask for Permission
2022-12-10
It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
Birth Control Makes Women Unattractive and Crazy
2022-12-10
Birth control makes women unattractive and crazy.
The Private Control of Credit
2022-12-10
The private control of credit is the modern form of slavery.
I Don’t Want the Fear of Failure
2022-12-09
I don’t want the fear of failure to stop me from doing what I really care about.
Taxes Are the Price We Pay for a Civilized Society
2022-12-09
Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society.
A Legend Is an Old Man with a Cane
2022-12-09
A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used to do. I’m still doing it.
Everything’s Amazing Right Now and Nobody’s Happy
2022-12-09
Everything’s amazing right now, and nobody’s happy.
Dance Is the Hidden Language of the Soul of the Body
2022-12-09
Dance is the hidden language of the soul of the body.
Balancing Your Money Is the Key to Having Enough
2022-12-09
Balancing your money is the key to having enough.
Never Be Too Proud to Get Down on Your Knees and Pray
2022-12-09
Never be too proud to get down on your knees and pray.
Extremism in the Defense of Liberty Is No Vice
2022-12-09
Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
If You Love Someone Set Them Free
2022-12-08
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they’re yours; if they don’t they never were.
It’s Just Paper
2022-12-08
It’s just paper – all I own is a pickup truck and a little Wal-Mart stock.