I’m so Horny the Crack of Dawn
I’m so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
You Learn as Much from Your Kids
You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
I Like Beautiful Melodies
I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
Champagne for My Real Friends
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
The Large Print Giveth
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
Any Place Is Good for Eavesdropping
Any place is good for eavesdropping, if you know how to eavesdrop.
You’ve Gotta Have Somebody to Trust
You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
Don’t Look Back
Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
I Started Out with Nothing
I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
Spend Your Time
Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who only love you under certain conditions.
Stand Up for What Is Right
Stand up for what is right even if you stand alone.
To Be Successful
To be successful, one has to be one of three bees – the queen bee, the hardest working bee, or the bee that does not fit in.
You Were Born an Original Work of Art
You were born an original work of art. Stay original always. Originals cost more than imitations.
Doubt Kills More Dreams
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Be Yourself
Be yourself. An original is always worth more than a copy.
Fear the Vulture
Fear the vulture, and the vulture will come. Fear nothing, and you are the vulture.
There Is No Point Drumming Up Noise
There is no point drumming up noise about a cause, if you are not willing to take a beating for it.