The Minute I Start Being Afraid
2019-12-25
The minute I start being afraid of what people might say is the minute I become useless to God.
People Having Expectations
2019-12-21
People having expectations maybe means they’ve enjoyed what I’ve done.
I Look Back on Being 17
2019-12-21
I look back on being 17 and think, ‘Oh my God, how did I not die?’
I Have Tons of Jokes
2019-12-21
I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don’t get a laugh but I love them so they stay.
Things Have to Be Funny First
2019-12-20
Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that’s awesome.
If You’re Comparing the Badness of Two Words
2019-12-20
If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.
I Don’t Make Plans Anymore
2019-12-20
I don’t make plans anymore. So I’m not living minute to minute.
Everyone’s Very Relaxed About Brand Names in Television
2019-12-20
Everyone’s very relaxed about brand names in television.
I Have a Lot of Stories About Being a Kid
2019-12-20
I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.
The Kind of Crabbing My Wife Likes to Do
2019-12-20
The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon’s swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook.
Make the Least of All That Goes
2019-12-20
Make the least of all that goes and the most of all that comes. Don’t regret what is past. Cherish what you have. Look forward to all that is to come. And most important of all, rely moment by moment on Jesus Christ.
We Don’t Have to be Perfect to be a Blessing
2019-12-20
We don’t have to be perfect to be a blessing. We are asked only to be real, trusting in His perfection to cover our imperfection, knowing that one day we will finally be all that Christ saved us for and wants us to be.
I Asked Mother How She Endured so Many Years of Goodbyes
2019-12-20
I asked Mother how she endured so many years of goodbyes. She quoted a mountain-man who said, ‘Make the least of all that goes and the most of all that comes.’
When We are in a Situation Where Jesus is All We Have
2019-12-20
When we are in a situation where Jesus is all we have, we soon discover He is all we really need.
I Believe That the Greatest Gift
2019-12-19
I believe that the greatest gift you can give your family and the world is a healthy you.
Depression Begins with Disappointment
2019-12-19
Depression begins with disappointment. When disappointment festers in our soul, it leads to discouragement.