The Rocket Worked Perfectly
2022-12-11
The rocket worked perfectly, except for landing on the wrong planet.
Taxes Are the Price We Pay for a Civilized Society
2022-12-09
Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society.
A Legend Is an Old Man with a Cane
2022-12-09
A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used to do. I’m still doing it.
Everything’s Amazing Right Now and Nobody’s Happy
2022-12-09
Everything’s amazing right now, and nobody’s happy.
It’s Just Paper
2022-12-08
It’s just paper – all I own is a pickup truck and a little Wal-Mart stock.
It Is Magnificent to Grow Old If One Keeps Young
2022-12-08
It is magnificent to grow old, if one keeps young.
How Lucky I Am to Have Something That Makes Saying Goodbye so Hard
2022-12-08
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
It Is Never Too Late to Be What You Might Have Been
2022-12-08
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
It Is Easy to Discover What Another Has Discovered Before
2022-12-07
It is easy to discover what another has discovered before.
There Is No One That We Can Afford to Throw Away
2022-12-07
There is no one that we can afford to throw away.
You Are the Butter to My Bread
2022-12-04
You are the butter to my bread, and the breath to my life.
Don`t Blame It on the Sunshine
2022-12-01
Don’t blame it on the sunshine. Don’t blame it on the moonlight. Blame it on the boogie.
You Are the Sky Everything Else Is Just the Weather
2022-11-30
You are the sky. Everything else – it’s just the weather.
