What God Says Is Best
2020-01-28
What God says is best, is best, though all the men in the world are against it.
Prayer Will Make a Man Cease from Sin
2020-01-28
Prayer will make a man cease from sin, or sin will entice a man to cease from prayer.
If We Have Not Quiet in Our Own Minds
2020-01-28
If we have not quiet in our own minds, outward comforts will do no more for us than a golden slipper on a gouty foot.
You Have Not Lived Today
2020-01-28
You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.
If There’s an Intelligence Behind the Joke
2020-01-27
If there’s an intelligence behind the joke – it’s a good joke.
I Think That We Put Too Much Weight
2020-01-27
I think that we put too much weight on who the president is.
You Can Make Fun of Your Own
2020-01-27
You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else’s.
I Think If the Joke Is in Good Taste
2020-01-27
I think if the joke is in good taste – it’s a good joke.
I Want to Be Remembered
2020-01-27
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.
I Think We Give Human Beings
2020-01-27
I think we give human beings too much credit. We’re primates, you know.
I Was Born When You Kissed Me
2020-01-27
I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.
The Only Point in Making Money
2020-01-27
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.
