Awards Are Meaningless for Actors
Awards are meaningless for actors, unless they all play the same part.
If I’m Not Leading by Example
If I’m not leading by example, then I’m not doing the right thing. And I want to always do the right thing.
Here’s How I’m Going to Beat You
Here’s how I’m going to beat you. I’m going to outwork you. That’s it. That’s all there is to it.
Walk the Street with Us into History
Walk the street with us into history. Get off the sidewalk.
I Was Certified to Take X-Rays
I was certified to take x-rays, but you can’t just show up and start cleaning people’s teeth.
Your Twenties Is
Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.
As Far as My Mindset Changing
As far as my mindset changing, I see myself having more empathy in my older age.
You Have No Idea How Long a Year Is
You have no idea how long a year is until you’re stone sober.
Being a Comedian Is an Incredible Thing
Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.
There are 86,400 Seconds in a Day
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. It’s up to you to decide what to do with them.
A Person Really Doesn’t Become Whole
A person really doesn’t become whole, until he becomes a part of something that’s bigger than himself.
You Can’t be Right by Doing Wrong
You can’t be right by doing wrong; you can’t be wrong by doing right.
Don’t Save Something for a Special Occasion
Don’t save something for a special occasion. Every day of your life is a special occasion.
If a Man Does Not Have the Sauce
If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce.