Tom Waits Quotes

It’s Hard to Win When You Always Lose

It’s hard to win when you always lose.

I’m so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

Any place is good for eavesdropping, if you know how to eavesdrop.

You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.

Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.